People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
