What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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