Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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