Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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