oh god the rape fog is back!
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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