So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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