Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
How does one acquire holy water?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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