problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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