This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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