oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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