Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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