I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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