MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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