In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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