Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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