The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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