He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
her vagine was all disorganized.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize