No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
