How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
