Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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