what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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