well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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