You work out of a Hotel?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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