Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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