i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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