well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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