I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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