butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
