Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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