Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Randomize
