if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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