She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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