I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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