Just fell off a train. Bad.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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