hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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