no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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