Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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