what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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