Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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