There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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