How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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