are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
