Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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