he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize