Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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