You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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