"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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