Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
