# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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