that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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