Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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