no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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