ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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