Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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